perpetual lotion

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.

I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.

by hibbityjibbity March 05, 2020

Poondemic

When coronavirus spreads via sexual transmission.

The president just declared travel restrictions due to this poondemic.

by hibbityjibbity March 12, 2020

Scrotebook

a notebook kept by a total dickhead

My manager had a meeting with me and the whole time he was writing in his scrotebook.

by hibbityjibbity March 07, 2020

East Indian Giver

"Indian giver" is a pejorative expression used to describe a person who gives a "gift" and later wants it back or who expects something of equivalent worth in return for the item.

"East Indian giver" is when somebody receives a gift, and then in turn gifts the original giver a small piece of the original gift received.

For Joes birthday, Steve bought him a 30pk of Joes favorite beer as a birthday gift. A week later, for Steves wedding, Joe gave 1 of the beers out of the same 30pk to Steve as a gift.

Joe is an East Indian Giver

by hibbityjibbity January 08, 2024

2 Guys 1 Cup

A home brew beer that is made by 2 buddies hanging out, using only 1 cup for wastage when siphoning the beer from fermenter to bottling bucket.

Have you tasted 2 Guys 1 Cup? It's a fantastic Hefeweizen perfect for spring and summer.

by hibbityjibbity July 26, 2019

Wikipenia

A web-based encyclopedia of penis-related information.

He has a chode.

What’s that?
Look it up in Wikipenia.

by hibbityjibbity February 07, 2021