Logi

The overwhelming feeling of being too full and sleepy after too a big meal. It happens after eating too much turkey on Thanksgiving, or eating a pizza and several beers.

Tom: I can't believe I ate the whole pizza.
Holly: We totally have to go out tonight.
Tom: I am feeling Logi and I need to nap.
Holly: No Way

by ct_sailor January 14, 2011

Women's Logic

Once a girl likes a guy, they will use women's logic. Basically, you suspect the guy will automatically know, make the first move, preferably a giant romantic gesture that could only happen by miracle.

OMG! Jack is SO hot.

Don't rely on your women's logic. It won't work.

by qwertyuiop53723 February 14, 2012

client logic

A breeding ground/ holding pen for social miscreants and people with assorted severe personality dissorders. It seems quite nice at first, but the longer you stay the worse it gets.

Similar to prison or some form of entrapment and torture scenario involving slow sedation and confined spaces.

by anon! March 4, 2005

chameleon logic

Fundamentally flawed logic used by poorly educated, narcissistic, usually paranoid persons to garner undo influence or support from like-minded individuals. In a similar notion of a true chameleon animal, they blend their logic to conceal their lack of understanding, insecurities, inabilities to obscure their true indentity or intent.

I love how talk show hosts and politicians use chameleon logic to try to win a debate.

by Guido1 February 23, 2011

cool headed logicians

A term in Ted Kazinscki's (unibomber)manifesto that was recognized by his brother, causing him to call the FBI.

But it is obvious that modern leftist philosophers are not simply cool-headed logicians systematically analyzing the foundations of knowledge. They are deeply involved emotionally in their attack on truth and reality.

by octavius April 28, 2004

Hipster Logic

Typically with the signature air of self-congratulation, Hipster Logic is the seemingly logical but contextually naïve viewpoint often used by young hipsters.
- "Buy now and save money!"
- "Giving is saving."
- "Free phone with 2 year contract."
- "1,000 bonus points!"

Unto themselves, hipsters might use hipster logic is justify an action that seems en vogue, popular, or feel-good.

Onto them, hipster logic is used in marketing to manipulate naïve consumers to feel an artificial sense of accomplishment or urgency.

I first coined this word in November 2013.

Hipster Logic often leads to ironic, if not amusing, situations.

- Occupy Wall Street movement participants using iPhones and Android phones to coordinate efforts via the networks provided by AT&T and Verizon. None of which would be possible without the large-scale investments that would only be possible through massive capital markets and financial trades.
- Driving Toyota Prius cars (where all profits go overseas) to an anti-Wal-Mart rally against low wages and lack of higher paying jobs.
- Enjoying window plants in their urban renovation condo with new hardwood floors and cabinets to reduce their carbon footprint.
- While bicycling, ignoring street lights and stop signs with the belief bicycles don't constitute traffic or cause accidents.

by ChoK December 2, 2013

logic bomb

A phrase, or verbal tactical argument that is so utterly flawless in it's logic that it obliterates any previously made statements by other people present in the conversation.

Diana:"Why is Sam crying in the corner?"
Nicole: "Because I just logic bombed his belief that he will one day get into medical school and become a doctor, based upon the fact that he has already failed the MCAT three times."
Diana:" Ah, i see."

by Nikki87 March 31, 2009