Lithonia, Ga

A city located outside of Atlanta. This city is so ghetto it makes Augusta(disgusta) look pristine. The majority of the people who live here have the job title and profession of being stupid. The ignoration in this city is probably the highest percentage of any other city in the United States. The people who drive here are the reason we have to use our middle fingers. Stupidity isn’t a crime, but there are plenty of crimes being committed here. You don’t even need to look up ratchet in the dictionary, just visit this city.

I went to Lithonia, Ga today and I have to say, I feel like I’ve lost some brain cells.

by taylorbellxx July 17, 2018

Lithuania

A country in Eastern Europe, that will celebrate a millennium of its name's mentioning in written history soon. Once the country has been a mighty principality and kingdom, repulsing all the mofos Mongolians or Germans. Then those illiterate fools Lithuanians, having one the most archaic language but even dukes still not being able to spell, mixed with Poles and degenerated into that shit that we are in now. We often recall that glorious past relating ourselves to it and dreaming of smth. that no longer exist and has no worth to us whatsoever. The same happened after 1991 Lithuania's struggle for independence. Years after that people still twaddle about Sajudis and patriotism, while the younger generation (along with some older people) doesn't give a damn and flee out of the country for good. Therefore our economy is colapsing despite a constant reassuring of our f..ked up government that it's booming but we allegedly aren't able to see that yet.

Inspite of that Lithuanians are rather smart, nice tempered people, they are inventive and industrious. Although Lithuanian literature and poetry is mostly crap, the language as I've mentioned before, is very old and beautiful, it's lectured all over the world at universities. The landscape is nice, the climate is very good (with all the seasons and without extremes regarding temperature). Food is fine, service is shit. But it's not an africa or smth., we have the Old Town and it's charming, the rest of the city (I mean the capital Vilnius, cause it's the only city in the state) is a disharmonious pigsty of ugly shooting "sky-f...king-scrapers" or view rapers to be precise. BTW, in the central square next to the Cathedral you can spot a funny monument of the Great duke Gediminas. I bet that somnambulist's view will make you piss your pants, the architect must've been drunk or sick while making up that. Perhaps both.

Now women. Well, in comparison with a German, a lithuanian girl is a beauty queen, but it's not the case if compared with a Pole or a Russian gal, the latter would be prettier. Lithuanians (that includes ladies too) are rather moody and not as sanguine as Russians (that's why we have the highest suicide rate in the whole damn world, if I'm not mistaken). That's all I have to say about my motherland.

Hi, two beers and a girl please.
Party in here or take out?
I prefer drinking here, thank you.

I don't like Lithuania's flag, nor anthem.

by Masiotas August 30, 2007

lithuanian lip dance

When a very experienced prostitute performs oral sex.

Dude! That lithuanian lip dance at the bachelor party felt so good!

by acidic junk! December 11, 2011

Lithuania

An imaginary land, where "Lithuanians" from the Lithuaniuvian cult say they have all spawned from. It is rumoured to only produce potatoes and beer.

Where are you from?
-I spawn in Lithuania

by LOLOLOL54 December 6, 2010

Lithuanian beaver

female version of dutch rutter. Another person controlling a female's masturbatory pace by moving her hand for her.

Although rare and elusive the Lithuanian beaver can be found near bushes of all shapes and sizes.

by Tar-Tar-Pam Productions October 4, 2009

lithan

An ugly broke stank boy who is raggedy but a good and nice friend and is just the best

Eww there go lithan ugly self
Or I love you lithan

by Writer of this May 18, 2020

Lithium

As good as ipecac in inducing vomiting. Side-effects include kidney failure.

I've always had aspirations of being bulimic so I faked the symptoms of bi-polar so that my doctor would prescribe lithium and now I throw up daily with the greatest of ease.

by MoodyRalph January 13, 2011