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laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public area and hesitate to remember if you left anything embarrassing open the night before.
I had to buy another computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.
by intended pun May 31, 2018
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laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public place and hesitate to remember whether you left anything embarrassing open last night.
I had to buy a second computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.
by intended pun May 31, 2018
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Laptop Back

Spending an excessive amount of time on the Brickie’s Laptops.
Boys I can’t come tonight I have a serious case of laptop back.
by Davico June 30, 2019
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laptop

A sexual pose where you sit on one’s lap until the partner’s thighs overheat
She laptop (ed) me last night and I got 2nd degree burns
by Elow101 April 16, 2019
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Laptop

Often black but turn white
by Micketts March 7, 2019
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I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.
Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.
by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019
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Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.
She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!
by fibrojohnpainscale10 May 5, 2017
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