JR's Scale

JR's Scare states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a peircing= to the eye-grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct, it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said boob piercing.

Damn bro look, she scores crazy high on my JR's scale.

by Jayd3n. May 12, 2022

Chris Jr

A child born form the balls of an Albanian shot putter who which at birth could pistol squat 995kg and bench 700kg whilst doing mathematic equations only Einstein could work out

I’m taking Chris Jr to Sushimania

by joshphelps24 November 3, 2021

JR. MONSTER

Street slang for the herpes simplex virus.

I heard that nigga T-Diddy got the Jr. Monster!

by summershit November 15, 2003

Dale Jr

Popular driver that has minimal skill at driving and is very good at selling t-shirts

Dale jr has no skill

by carboy69 October 18, 2010

GangBacon Jr.

Equivilent to the Mcgangbang, but instead two of Wendy jr bacon cheese burgers, withe a crispy chicken sandwhich in between.

Guy 1: Ay you want to go to mcky d's to get some Mcgangbangs.
Guy 2: I had those yesterday, lets go to wendys to get a GangBacon Jr.
Guy 1: Chyea.

by TopperUMKC July 25, 2011

America Jr.

i term describing canada usually used by the more conceited americans.

sam:hey america juniors up north from usa
john:your an asshole sam

by as spelt July 4, 2004

JR the man

coolest person in the world haha

I wish I could be just like JR someday

by JR February 26, 2005