human boombox

when you carry a midget over your shoulder and they sing gangsta rap while you walk down the street.

Yesterday me and my homie took the human boombox out when we walked down El Cajon Blvd.

by midgetlover123 December 15, 2011

human bath mats

its that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks & they lay face down on the floor.

stefon: have you heard about new york's hottest club, SLASH?
tranny oakley: no, why? is it any good, stefon?
stefon: any good?! they have a party room filled with human bath mats!

by stefonlovesbabydj May 18, 2010

human urinal

a person that likes to act as a urinal and drinks / gets pissed on

Jane: where r u going?
Tom: to piss
Jane: my mouths open
Tom: 0.0

by anonymous October 21, 2004

Human Fire Hydrants

When a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big ass.

SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants

by KIDKIDOOO April 25, 2010

Human Futon

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

by Hey Buddy July 2, 2008

Human Roomba

When you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor, eating garbage.

"Dude I need to vacuum my house"
"We don't have time for that, just put Mikey on a skateboard and he'll do it for you, he'll be a human roomba"

by Carador July 28, 2012

Human chameleon

A person who alters their personality according to who they are trying to impress or fit in with.

Wow, she's a totally different person when she's around those guys than she is with us. Wonder what her real personality is. She's like a human chameleon.

by Stickin to bein me November 26, 2013