Because any of your sperm can grow up to be Hitler so masturbating is the new service to our country because it protects the world from Hitler. Optional ending is, "God Bless America".
Me: Well Im going to go kill some Hitlers.
Friend: Ok dude, just wash your hands when your done.
Me: Ok.
Me: "ugh ugh UGH UGH!!!! AHHH!!! God Bless America!"
Friend: Ok dude, just wash your hands when your done.
Me: Ok.
Me: "ugh ugh UGH UGH!!!! AHHH!!! God Bless America!"
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A term used primarily in the 1970's, describing a person/group of people getting attention/exposure due to the fact that they are thin, have blonde hair, and blue eyes. Also a movie made in 1943.
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My wife asked if we could get tickets to the next Dane Cook stand-up special. Instead, I gave her The Hitlers Bunker and told her it was time we see other people.
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Hitler: Security!
Sexy Jew Girl: Wait please, look.
Hitler watches
Sexy Jew Girl starts giving Hitler Strip tease.
Hitler: Take it off!
Jew lays on floor, and starts masturbating
Sexy jew Girl: Come join me baby.
Hitler Starts stripping out his outfit, then takes off tie and starts swinging it like a cow boy.
Sexy jew girl puts on some sexy music.
Hitler, gets into his zebra man thong
Sexy jew girl goes over to him, lays him onto his desk
Hitler popps a big one
Sexy jew girl pulls down his man thongs
Sexy jew girl: Red rocket! Red rocket!
Sexy jew girl starts rubbing hitlers cock
Hitler: Yes bitch, suck it! You Jew!
Sexy jew girl starts sucking hi s big daddy dick
Sexy jew girl: Fuck me daddy!
Sexy Jew girl pulls out corn on the cob, then shoves it up hitlers ass
Hitler screams like a little bitch
Sexy jew girl throws hitler on the floor, naked, then takes a dump on his chest, then catches him on fire
Thats why we call it, Hitlers CornHole
Hitler: Security!
Sexy Jew Girl: Wait please, look.
Hitler watches
Sexy Jew Girl starts giving Hitler Strip tease.
Hitler: Take it off!
Jew lays on floor, and starts masturbating
Sexy jew Girl: Come join me baby.
Hitler Starts stripping out his outfit, then takes off tie and starts swinging it like a cow boy.
Sexy jew girl puts on some sexy music.
Hitler, gets into his zebra man thong
Sexy jew girl goes over to him, lays him onto his desk
Hitler popps a big one
Sexy jew girl pulls down his man thongs
Sexy jew girl: Red rocket! Red rocket!
Sexy jew girl starts rubbing hitlers cock
Hitler: Yes bitch, suck it! You Jew!
Sexy jew girl starts sucking hi s big daddy dick
Sexy jew girl: Fuck me daddy!
Sexy Jew girl pulls out corn on the cob, then shoves it up hitlers ass
Hitler screams like a little bitch
Sexy jew girl throws hitler on the floor, naked, then takes a dump on his chest, then catches him on fire
Thats why we call it, Hitlers CornHole
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