Hans Christian

A person who rarely drinks

Hans Christian never drinks anything. Or, "hvorfor drikker HC aldrig nooooget"

by Anderssonnn February 19, 2012

Han Job

A very Asian individual stroking or grasping the penis of another individual. Commonly associated with people who like dragons, nuclear warfare, and other Nintendo products.

Kim Jong Il gave Akmendinajed a great "han job" at the get together on Tuesday.

by Ochenta Cinco December 09, 2009

Bouncing the Hans

When a fat kid that is already drunk and naked decides to jump on a trampoline.

and after that, he started bouncing the hans. It was pretty messed up.

by F my A September 01, 2006

Hans Jacob

It's a scandinavian boy name. The person is possibly really hot but he can't get them girls because he is to dammn cute. He has a large Hans und some large Jacob's and is most likely not to loose his virginity before 18. Hans Jacob is usually tall with white curly hair

"Who is that hot guy over there?"

"Ohh, it's just Hans Jacob"

"How can I become awesome?"
"Be like Hans Jacob"

by Joakim123 March 11, 2017

han mandle

Another way of saying man handled (to screw yourself over, basically), but in a playful manner, in friendly random terms.

Made up by the person who posted this on the last day of school freshman year, last period in Creative writing.

"Joo just got han-mandled!"
"Well, I will han mandle your face you emo hippo thing!"

by Nyssa W. September 23, 2006

Hans Christian

Hans Christian, or more known as H-C is the funniest guy on the planet. He is very loving and would be the best boyfriend ever, but unfortionatly, he's just recovered from a broken heart. But he's on the hunt again looking for new meat. He is probably the whitest person you will ever meet, and he's always THAT Danish guy. If you meet him, you will see what he's like and agree with me. H-C is soon turning 15 and I know that beacuse there's apparently only one H-C in the world because this is one of the only descriptions of him. Some people call him fish, but I think he looks more like a stalion.
Don't ever argue with him, he is for Dalstrøget and his gang will come for you:)

OMG it's Hans Christian, can I get an autograph???

by Zlanton January 29, 2020

Han Xiang

Han Xiang is a person who can be attractive with a turn of events, he may be a good looking person but he can be a liar and hypocrite at times. You can trust him sometimes but it's very rare to see it. He can be in denial at times too.

OMG!!! Han Xiang is such a good-looking person but he so deniable at times I wonder why?!?!?

by PlantDudeRyan January 31, 2021