poo handle

stuffing a piece of crap under the handle of somebody's car door, so as when they go to open it, said piece of crap is ground into their finger tips and jammed under their finger nails.

Burt:"My boss is being a dick lately."
Rudy:"Let's sneak out before he leaves work and give him a poo handle."

by ric_IH December 16, 2007

sandy handle

Used to describe the condition of the male phallus after using it to dig post holes or, more commonly, after spending time at the beach.

Dude! I totally pushed her stool in with my sandy handle yesterday!

by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014

Pizza Handle

The end crust of a pizza usually is thrown away because most don't enjoy the handle because there is no sauce, cheese or other toppings on it.

I usually throw away the Pizza Handle of my pizza slice because there is no flavour

by AbsorbedSpoon3 May 10, 2018

slippery shower handle

When she is riding you reverse cowgirl and your dick slips and causes you great pain, like grabbing a slipper shower handle and falling

Bro, my girl was riding me last night and I pulled a slippery shower handle

by Thatdude41 April 12, 2017

too swag to handle

The best, most amazing, hot, sexy, incredible, badass person to ever exist. They are smart, good looking (both on the inside and on the outside), funny, impressive, talented and a lil crazy. Everyone wants to be them or be with them. They give off chad and multi millionaire boss vibes.

You follow too swag to handle on ig? Can we be friends?

Watch out what you say to them! They are too swag to be lied to!

by cockroach7247 March 5, 2022

a handle

A huge bottle of alcohol with a handle on the side. 1.75 L

Dude, pick up a handle of rum on your way home and we'll have a party.

by Shelby9885 March 28, 2014

Fart-handle

A person who has done something so lame that their existence is similar to a structural element of graspable flatulence.

"4? Dude, I thought you only had 3 DUI's, You are a major Fart-handle!"

by Sean Delay January 5, 2009