handling the merchandise

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act

"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"

by von groovy September 15, 2019

twitter handle

A retarded way of saying 'twitter username'.

"What's your twitter handle?"
"...If you mean my username, it's ___."

by mountaingirl April 23, 2014

Wham Handle

Getting A Wham Chew Bar & Rapping It Around Your Manly Parts Letting Part of The Bar Remain Unwrapped Usually To Masturbate With.

Man 1:Getting Some Wham Bars From Sids.
Man 2:Why?
Man 1:Gonna Wham Handle Myself When I Get Home.

by Wham1992 January 16, 2009

handle bars

a xanex bar a presctiption pill for pain but also sold on tha street. Makes u feel real good.

so my nigga we gon ride them handle bars and sip on that lean

by nina dice June 11, 2006

handle job

You shit on a rolled up newspaper and spackle it underneath the driver's side car door handle so the person has to stick their hand in shit to get in their car.

"On my last day, I'm gonna give my boss' Mercedes a handle job because he is a fuckin' douchebag."

by Wade 4:20 October 11, 2006

Nigger Handle

The handle you see on the steering wheel of an 18 wheeled truck, or large school bus.

WOAH! Luckly he had a nigger handle installed or he wouldnt have been able to make that turn!

by MW's Don Vito February 26, 2009

Shipping and Handling

The amount of cash added to the price of marijuana for moving it.

Dave: 60 bucks for mids?! I don't think so!
Walter: Chill your nuts! It's an extra 5 for shipping and handling 'cuz i gotta move this shit.

by suburbania January 21, 2011