Guilty Hamster

The sexual act of placing a dead rodent in a condom, freezing for 3 hours, and inserting into the rectum (Usually male). Most often used in fraternities and other college parties. Very similar to the Alaskan Pipeline.

Larry: Mike, do you have any dead hamsters laying around?

Mike: Of course, my friend, why?

Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'

Mike: Certainly!

by JaLiv6 December 31, 2010

Guillotine

Extreme woman muffin top that you need to lift up when you wanna engage in sexual intercourse with a ginormous rhino of a chick. When that muffin top flops back down after insertion, it basically does to your dick what a guillotine used to do to people's heads.

George: "whatsup dude how's your penis?"

Tom: "Not too good man, last night I fucked this bitch while I was really drunk and she definitely was packin the guillotine"

by lil bastard December 14, 2010

Guillotine

a prank when you are over a friends house, and you call his girlfriend and tell her he wants a blowjob, then hide in the closet. when she is sucking his cock, you jump out of the closet naked and surprise her, causing her to bite down on your friend's dick.

wow that guillotine left a mark on my dick for months

by Mr. Skin Flute696969pecansandy March 17, 2009

gully

Rough and Rugged, Unpolished and Harcore

That hotel we laid up in was so gully. No TV, no towels, just a bed and a lightbulb.

by brianhh August 30, 2004

guilty

Casey Anthony.

Guilty as sin.

by billonbass July 6, 2011

gwilly

Large abdominal bulge of fat on the male human species where the genitals and gut become one. sufferers often not seen there cock for many years.

I will stick it in as soon as I lift my Gwilly on to your back!

by James Morris April 8, 2005

gillydog

n. a maneuver in which a person (usu. male) walks and urinates simultaneously

He pissed on his shoes while trying to do a gillydog.

by Joshua W. September 25, 2005