guff

talking crap

hey why you talking guff

by david January 21, 2004

guff

a word that has the same meaning as crap, but is less offensive.

Synonyms:
crap
poop
dung
the kids in the pool

Nelson: Oh, man! That horse don't take no guff from nobody!
Jimbo and Kearney: Guff?!
Nelson: I mean sh-
Jimbo and Kearney repeatedly punch Nelson in the face

by AlchAnim September 24, 2014

GUFF

n. 1. Free stuff 2. Food or other items that one no longer wants such as food or books

v. Guff it, to take something that does not belong to anyone

Put your leftover food on the guff table to share with others.

by ANS A2 September 23, 2004

gaffer

1 An old man;
2 A old man that drones on endlessly

1 "My grandpa's a funny little gaffer"
2 "My socials teacher is such a gaffer"

by Johanna September 9, 2004

gaffer

A gaffer(as seen on the rolling credits of a movie) is a guy who runs around with different multicolored rolls of duck tape on the movie set and makes sure the set doesnt fall apart for the scene.

"Tell the gaffer to go make sure those overhead lighting wires are out of the scene."

by Ivez May 8, 2005

gaffer-fuck

To pirate media, such as movies, music, and games using the internet. The little people like gaffers (lighting electricians on movie sets) get fucked the worst by piracy.

Man, I just gaffer-fucked that new Gnarls Barkley album, it's great.

by diku July 30, 2008

gaffer

1. The head of the electrical department on a movie set,an old man, or the foreman of a squad of workmen. Men who tended street lamps, after the "gaff" they used, a pole with a hook on its end.

2. A person, usually female, who licks cum off of a cock, also referred to as the drippage. Or a person who licks cum from a non-standard location, like a plate, or other area, like the hand after giving a handjob.

Man 1: Ugh, ya baby, gaff that dick.

Man 1: Yo, did you see the DSLs on that one?
Man 2: Fuckin Gaffer, who-a.

by Bene Gesserit February 13, 2007