gooberchoaker

A person that like to choke on a cock.

I dated a girl a while back and she was the best gooberchoaker I have ever met.

by Mark A. Capozzelli October 29, 2017

gooba gobby

Where you cum onto a girls stomach then dip your lips into it then proceed to make out with her.

Oh boy, last night I sure gave her a good gooba gobby

by Mobert Ross April 20, 2018

Gooberfloof

A very, very hairy vagina
A vagina that has never been shaved

Guy 1: so I went on a date with my lady, she pulled her panties down and she had a gooberfloof

Guy 2: that’s nasty

by Shrekyboi June 3, 2018

goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it

OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room

by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018

Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

goober grease

The sweet super slick lube commonly found between the most upper inner thigh and scrotum of larger men during excess friction Can be accompanied by a foul or unclean genital odor.

Man I’m working up some serious goober grease in this heat out here.

by Pawpaw is the best January 22, 2019

Goobay

A verb that is known to be the best word in existence. It is often used as a formal way to say goodbye before blocking online trolls.

Troll: this is ridiculous and you’re annoying, I’m blocking you right now
Person: ok, goobay

by Sephy123 July 7, 2019