Gerarded

Obliterated; intoxicated; hammered

I am here to get gerarded.

by Kimberley Holma February 17, 2018

german headbutt

This is when two circumcised dudes mash their pecker tips into each other. This is usually an aggressive (not gay) cockfight for dominance.

The party was going swimmingly until a couple dudes started German Headbutting each other!

by Flappy Dawg July 15, 2018

Germansplaining

Well-known cultural phenomenon in Europe in which a German-thinking individual (usually from Germany, Austria, or Switzerland) that you may have never interacted with before notices something distressing and promptly steps out of their comfort zone to 'help' , by systematically lecturing you on all the things that you are doing wrong about your life and all the things that you should and are not doing.

A non-verbal form of Germansplainin is also known as the GLOD (German Look of Disapproval)

"Some old man started Germansplaining to me while I was walking down the street"
"What did he tell you?"
"I don't know, I don't speak German"

by xp93 February 24, 2019

geriatric-mandering

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.

Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?

by CookPu69 February 2, 2020

German Seesaw

When your homie buys you a strap on and you each fuck your girlfriend while the strap on is attached to homies ass and he’s fucking you

Bro, I just bought you this strap on, can we please try the German Seesaw

by Handle Dis Dick July 31, 2020

Nail German

The opposite of Nail Polish.

I don't like wearing nail German.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

no-no german mustache man

how you says adolf h i t l e r without being banned by youtube

adolf h i t l e r was no-no german mustache man

by totallyurmom March 21, 2022