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Gerarded

I am here to get gerarded.
by Kimberley Holma February 17, 2018
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Gerarded

To get "gerarded" means to get absolutely obliterated - to get super drunk - hammered.

It is a term used by Red Gerard on Jimmy Kimmel Live, after he had won Winter Olympic Gold at the Winter Olympic Games in Seoul, South Korea. The terms comes from his cousin Abigale, whom while she went to college, everyone always said she was getting "gerarded" too much, i.e. getting absolutely obliterated.
Mother: "So Abigale, how is college so far?"
Abigale: "It is fine mother, but I might be getting gerarded too much."
Mother: "Abigale, it is not good to get drunk that often."
Abigale: "I am sorry mother, but I cannot control myself. When there is alcohol present, I just have to chug it all."
by fjgsteff November 12, 2019
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Mentally Gerarded

Adjective: Where Gerard Way takes over your mind, body, and soul.
I am mentally Gerarded.
by K33p1tg33 April 28, 2008
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Gerard-ed

1) To be like Gerard Way.

2) To be so amazing it actually hurts.
1) Person 1: "I Gerard-ed Queen today."

Person 2: "Um... Good for you."

2) Person 1: "Gerard, Gerard-ed it today!"

Person 2: "How exactly did you get this number?"
by xocreepymccreepy May 18, 2009
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Gerharded

Definition: When you ask someone for help, but they always say they are too busy to assist even though you never actually see them do any work.

Background: Corporate America - A guy at work (we all have them) who always says he is 'working 130%' yet you never see him doing anything.
"I asked for the very important, much needed info for the new project, but was Gerharded."
by Oh God, Why me? August 12, 2004
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Gerrarded

Has two meanings, the first of which is simply thieved. The second, which is slightly more complicated I must warn you all, is to be knackered for the next couple of months.
Where's me hubcaps? Oh, they've been Gerrarded!
by Lord Spanglemonkey of Daningham September 23, 2004
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Getarded

The act of being gay and/or retarded.
Also can be used as GETARD. A gay and/or retarded person.
Roger: My new boyfriend is HOT.
Dale: You're getarded.

Marge: omg, like i was like buying like shoes like yesterday, and it said like fifty percent off and and i was like "omg, i dont want two-thirds of my shoe to be missing, like omg" so i left.
Jeanette: It means the price, you getard.

Pronunciation:
Gee-tard
by Molly Patience :] October 24, 2008
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