uneducated guess 

A guess that is completely idiotic.

"What's the temperature outside?" "Carrots." "The temperature has and never will be carrots. That's the most uneducated guess ever."

uneducated guess by Wolfwolfen April 5, 2016

The Guess Guest Game

This game is usually played at sleepovers that has mixed genders.
The rules of the game are that one person secretly numbers random people in a circle. Everyone gets blind-folded. That one person calls out two numbers. The two chosen people (with those numbers) are led to a bedroom. They do sexual things to each other, and have to guess who it is after. If they win, they are out for the next round and get a prize. If they loose, the have to do a sexual dare.

Do you want to play 'The Guess Guest Game'?

The Guess Guest Game by CeeCee7 July 21, 2009

you'll never guess what happens next 

These six words can be described into one word - clickbait.

They guarantee millions of views from people with 1.5x more IQ than the producer at the smartest. They try to trick low-IQ viewers (which there are a lot of them) into thinking that they are smart.

A car crashed, but you'll never guess what happens next

you'll never guess what happens next by Power476 December 17, 2020

Hey guys, I guess that's it. 

Famous last words on August 31, 2020.

Hey guys, I guess that's it. (gunshot)

Hey guys, I guess that's it. by ArcherDooser/Roo October 31, 2023

go off i guess 

you say this when your friend says something that proves you were wrong, but you don't want to admit it.

Gasinah: The answer to the math problem is 26, your paper says the answer is 76. you are stupid.

Jaakawbie: go off i guess

go off i guess by mckenzielovesgrapes March 15, 2019

tom guess 

A tom guess is defined as a "slightly educated guess". However one cannot use the term "tom guess" unless he/she is referring to guessing on a particular question on a quiz or test/exam. Note, that a tom guess is not christmas tree or abacadaba. A tom guesser generally follows their conscious, in search for the correct answer".

Mike: psst, whats the answer to question 14?
Tom: I don't know, I "tom guessed" it.
Rex: sigh, another tom guess!
Robert: Rex, do you have a question?

tom guess by otown_sweed December 12, 2007

I guess we’ll never know 

Usually something a dumb bitch says to be ominous

You:Hey how the fuck did you know
Them: I guess we’ll never know
You: fuck you bitch

I guess we’ll never know by Neeck groes January 8, 2021