Definitions by otown_sweed

tom guess 

A tom guess is defined as a "slightly educated guess". However one cannot use the term "tom guess" unless he/she is referring to guessing on a particular question on a quiz or test/exam. Note, that a tom guess is not christmas tree or abacadaba. A tom guesser generally follows their conscious, in search for the correct answer".

Mike: psst, whats the answer to question 14?
Tom: I don't know, I "tom guessed" it.
Rex: sigh, another tom guess!
Robert: Rex, do you have a question?

tom guess by otown_sweed December 12, 2007

nazi weed

nazi weed is weed that burns for a long time, much like the jews were burnt in the zog machine. Usually burns similar to hash.

John: Hey Tom, come hit this!
Tom: ::Cough Cough::
Tom: Yo, thats nazi weed!
John: hell yeah!

nazi weed by otown_sweed September 13, 2006

caveman fuck 

when a girl is so hot, all you want to do is club her boyfriend to death, grab the girl by the hair and drag her into your room and proceed to "fuck the shit out of her" perferably in the anus

person 1: look at that lady, shes gorgeous!
person 2: I know, I'd so caveman fuck her

caveman fuck by otown_sweed August 28, 2006

weed shakes 

weed shakes is when your body shakes uncontrollably because you are experiencing the withdrawal effects from not smoking. see beer shakes

Charlie couldn't roll a joint because his weed shakes were too bad so he used his pipe instead.

weed shakes by otown_sweed August 28, 2006

beer shakes 

beer shakes is when you're body shakes uncontrollably because you are experiencing the withdrawal effects from not drinking. see weed shakes

Morgan couldn't drive his jeep because his beer shakes were too bad, so he brought himself a road soda to ease the pain.

beer shakes by otown_sweed August 23, 2006

yay monkey 

a person who uses cocaine a lot.

Tracy and Stephanie are yay monkeys!

yay monkey by otown_sweed May 10, 2006