penis fungus

When you jerk off all over your hands and the sperm gets in your pubes.//Connors Kink

Of crap I got some penis fungus!

by Mojo Pogo August 14, 2017

certified funds

Making a sexual deposit

I hit that bitch with 6 inches of certified funds. Told her to keep the change.

by EPS February 22, 2018

DeLancey fungus

A fungus grown in between the genitals and rectum known to cause intense burning and cysts.

I didn’t wash my butt for a week and got DeLancey fungus. It hurts.

by Let it breath and You’ll die May 29, 2019

T fufusttfayh

I don't understand this what it means someone sent it to me

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by Luciamendez December 24, 2020

victor fungus

Blackened toejam, dark crusty feet
Feet smelling just like ammonia

Muddy Lee took off his work boots 🥾 and stunk up the whole entire house 🏠.. It was immediately determined his dawgs👣 had victor fungus.. peew👃 Gott Dayuuuuuum!!

by King Pheremones 🔥 April 15, 2021

toe fungus sandwich

When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it

Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.

by OneFuckingStorm May 4, 2023

Bingala Funkus

If your name is Aksel and you have kids this is a slur

Aksel your kids are a bingala funkus

by Tootienookie May 21, 2023