Finger with a hat

Euphemism for the penis, called such because it resembles a finger wearing a hat to one who has never seen said body part.

He pulls down his pants sensually. And out pops a finger with a hat.

by meowlnir July 17, 2018

five finger stinger

the act of shoving 4 fingers in the female anus and the thumb in the vagina

BOB= the ladies like the five finger stinger

by mactagart July 3, 2009

two-finger sandwich

The act of making yourself throw up instead of eating. Can also be had for desert after eating.

Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.

by splucygoosey November 24, 2011

Stern Finger of Disapproval

The wagging of the index finger of your dominant hand in a very stern and disapproving manner. This is done to show your disapproval of the (usually idiotic) actions of another. Note that the wagging must be done so slowly as to make it a very awkward situation.

Usually accompanied by the Look of Judgement

Mr. English Teacher: What are you doing on the floor?

Student: My cell phone fell out of my pocket...

Mr. English Teacher: *Gives the Stern Finger of Disapproval* Naughty.

by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 3, 2011

synthetic finger popping

The sound of somebody popping their fingers, created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis -- not all unlike how synthetic clapping, synthetic cans, synthetic car horns, etc. are produced.

Kat McSnatch's song, "I Don't Like You" is terrific, but it would be even better if it had synthetic finger popping it instead of real finger popping.

by Telephony April 30, 2015

dig finger

The finger one uses whilst wiping your backside...

“Hey bro do you dig finger or glide?”

by Sedid May 17, 2018

snap-finger famous

(Coined by the infamous Kevin Hart during a live interview):

(adj.): A person or figure who is snap-finger famous is one whose cultural relevance balances between nonexistent and barely tangible.

*starts snapping fingers rhythmically*

"Aw, shit- what's that one useless bitch's name again?... Yeah, that one-"
*continues snapping fingers while furiously attempting to jog the memory*
"Yeah! That Kim Kardashian bitch, that's the one."

(snap-finger famous)

by Katanamaru June 12, 2019