funeral home

A extremely stuffy house that smells like old and dead people. YOu hve to pay to be looked at there in a coffin. Normally it is not lighted very well, and there are many creepy men in tuxedo's walking around like they are so very sad. It is the place where they keep dead bodies and clean them up. Normally it is carpeted and silent, only to be disturbed by the frequent nose blowing on the scented tissues placed all around.

A creepy place...

"DUDE! There is a funeral home across the street! I can smell it from here!"

by wefredlinkin July 1, 2008

mexican funeral

A funeral where the body is disposed of not by burial or by cremation, but by using a large catapult to fling it into a neighboring country. It is illegal in the US, but due to its low cost it flourishes as a black market mortuary sideline in the American southwest, and to a lesser extent along the Canadian border where its use is more often for entertainment.

My cleaning lady had to go back to Arizona to bail her husband out of jail. Apparently he was involved in a mexican funeral ring, and one of the deceased turned out to be involved in an unsolved murder. So now there's going to be a big hoo-hah, an investigation and such. Do you know any good cleaning ladies?

by dgrrr January 22, 2009

Fume

To be in a constant state of anger or aggravation due to another person or an event.

I cant believe Melvin reminded her to check our work." "I know fume at Melvin"

by fume at torres July 6, 2011

puerto rican funeral

A motor vehicle typically from the hood with large white letters in the rear window that read R.I.P. and then the person who passes away's name.
A great way to advertise

Yo, check it, dat whip says "R.I.P. Sixmundo" must be a Puerto Rican Funeral

by Pepemama March 18, 2007

Fumurka-Durka

the name for when you see a walrus on the bus eating a kit-kat.

you get on the bus look at the back seats and there is a walrus named Dave eating a kit-kat so you say Fumurka-Durka

by turnaa February 27, 2011

fume fucking

To cover a passing or follwing car, pedestrian or anything that gets in your way with an almighty cloud of f**k you smoke. Usually produced from a suitably kitted out off road beast

I just gave that prius a proper fume fucking

Roll coal

by lerone March 3, 2014

Fumed

When you're absolutely furious about a ridiculous or unnecessary situation.

Expression used when a person is fuming.

Mate don't even start. I have to get up at 5am tomorrow. I'm bare fumed.

by H. J. Blackley December 27, 2017