Farm-J

The archetype of pleasurable experiences, resulting in the purest feelings of elation and satisfaction.

Bro- "Forget oral! The Farm-J is the new Slow Blow!"

by The Old MacDonald April 9, 2011

Farm Boat

A ship used to transport animals for use in zoos and farms.

There's a boat they use to put animals on. You know, a farm boat.

by plastic_eggs December 20, 2013

Farm Digger

Similar to a gold digger. A person who is only interested in a relationship with someone based on the fact that they are a farmer.

''Now I ain't sayin' she a farm digger but she ain't messin' with no city seeker.'

by Larien04 December 18, 2014

farm handed

To shit in your hand and hit someone with it in the face

Poop dick on farm handed

by fhejgjd February 9, 2015

farm wave

When one "drives" farm equipment, tractors, loaders etc, one always has both hands on something. A farm wave is eye contact, and a slight nod. I see you, and you see me.

When I drove through my neighborhood and and saw the cops staking out the neighbor's quinceañera party, I gave one a farm wave. 'Cause a bunch of teenage girls can get up to shit.

by 168gr May 8, 2015

farm sniper

Not a real job but boys who shoot animals at farms think it is.

"I work at a corn stand and am a farm sniper."

"Shut up Colton no you aren't."

by Ayeeboi July 29, 2016

Farm load

A huge load you bring back to your girl after working and not seeing her

She always loves to tease a farm load into her booty

by Waste Management Consultant April 3, 2016