flarmesan fleas

fleas covered in Parmesan

Robert: Man, theres so many fleas!
Josh: Man, throw some Parmesan on them!!!
Robert: WHY?
Josh: Then they will be flarmesan fleas. It's a delicious snack.

by airplane34 October 1, 2018

Flea daddys

When you are out camping in a tent and a bunch of tiny bugs begin sucking or biting your cock and give you huge itch red welched on your pussy, or hog.

Yo bro I love it when I get flea daddys

by Big daddy rossti April 21, 2023

Flea biscuit

A cat or dog that has a flea infestation. Typically, something resembling mange, or a skin disease. They run as fast as a horse to find a mate and reproduce. These animals are very shady

That darn cat is a flea biscuit, running like heck to find another cat to mate with.

by Cr33pshow June 19, 2019

Flea flicker

A man who enjoys tickling a women’s pink part

“Dude, Carlo’s a total flea flicker.”

by William’s Rowling October 3, 2021

flea on meth

Something that jumps around a lot.

A flea normally jumps around quite a bit, but imagine one on speed (or meth, since it sounds better than speed). That would be chaotic.

Joe, my son, had a bottle of Coke, and for the next few hours, he was jumping around like a flea on meth.

by AtlanticComputer January 3, 2021

flea

A bad tipper; someone whose “little arms are too short to reach down into their pockets”.

My friend Chris is a flea. He tips the bartender only small amounts, certainly smaller than I do.

by RubyD March 12, 2025

Fleas

ITS JUST A FUCKING FLEA YOU SEE IT ON YOUR DOG EVERYDAY UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A MANS-SHIN LOL BUT YOU GET THE POINT ITS ITCHES YOU STUPID BITCH!

ITS A FUCKING FLEA ON MARLEY - Marley and me / IDFK OR CARE fleas , flea

by I hate you but it's funny April 3, 2017