fap

is an acronym for fat above pussy

Hi Becky, I can tell you gained some weight because of your fap.

by Sassafras123 November 21, 2010

fap

Acronym: Fuck A Pussy
v: to jerk off

Definition 1: Yo at the party I'm gonna fap so no cockblocking
Definition 2: Freddy was bored one day so he decided to watch a few pornos and fap

by Cromdome April 25, 2009

Fap

n. the sound made while masturbating. v. farting and crapping at the same time.

Get out of the bathroom,I have to take a fap!

by Suenu'u Faatoalia March 4, 2008

fap

v. a male sexual act; to slap one's penis across a woman's cheek or forehead in a repetitive motion, causing a faint "fap" sound

My girlfriend wouldn't listen to me, so I had to kneel her down and fap her across the face to show I mean business!

by C-Bags28 March 26, 2009

fap

F.A.P = Fat Ass Pussy

The man was banging a fap.

by cldawg June 10, 2007

fap

Group of freelance IT profressionals idling on IRC.

We got a good fap going on in here.

by Rick "kitty5" Pemberton May 6, 2003

fap

to steal or nick something

that dude fapped ma bag

by iycepuff January 7, 2009