doodoo hammock

When your buttcrack hairs get so long and tangled, they make a hammock for your turd.

Me: Dude! I took the gnarliest poop the other day but not all of my shit hit the water. I had to pinch and pull.

Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?

Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.

by TurdAlert July 25, 2014

DooDoo Hut

It's a pile of poop

So it's when you are out in the woods and you've smoked too many cigarettes or ate to many hotdogs or drank to much coffee and you have to go poop. So you squat down and start dropping the deuce and they form a little DooDoo Hut. Know what I'm sayin?

by Sethanual September 16, 2014

doodoo swirl

Doodoo swirl is doodoo in a swirl. AKA: Dick but doodoo swirl,

Wow her hair looks like a doodoo swirl.

by Bisexual gay freak January 30, 2017

doodoo cutter

Another name for ass or butt.

Man, she has a pretty nice Doodoo cutter.

by Krsone26 November 14, 2017

doodoo head

josh kiszka.

josh kiszka is a doodoo head

by mars kiszka October 7, 2018

Doodoo head

A doodoo head is a person who is full of shit

Omg karen is sucha doodoo head.

by EvelynHlolol November 2, 2019

Doodoo Butter

doodoo butter is a reference to call people when they're fucking bad at a game

Guy 1: There's a guy on the hills!!
Guy 2: Nigga, where the fuc-
(guy 2 fucking gets shot and dies)
Guy 1: ur doodoo butter

by eijneem December 8, 2019