digitally diddling

To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.

Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.

by von groovy June 29, 2017

Diddle doo

Someone with a small bent cock.
It is often frowned upon in society.

I’m so sad it got stuck half way. I wish I was not a diddle doo
Don’t go for him he has a diddle doo

by Chick Magnet6996 June 17, 2020

diddle dork

A deweeb that’s totally unaware of how out of touch he is with his surroundings.

That diddle dork just said “looking at a pretty girl always gives me a stiff pecker”

by Elmo smoot March 4, 2018

Danglin' Diddle

A Danglin' Diddle is the liquid combination of feces and semen, and common ingredient used for a Country Bumpkin Pot Pie. Some would say that a true Danglin' Diddle must be gathered from a close relative. This is still argued among historians.

"I was tryin' to make a Country Bumpkin Pot Pie with my sister, but her Danglin' Diddle wasn't quite smooth enough to my liking."

by Subscribe to Buddy Pear January 5, 2021

Ass-Diddling

To shove 2 fingers us somebody's ass and move them around to cause immense pain

Guy1: Jeremy never said goodnight to me back
Guy2: Well looks like it's Ass-Diddling time

by Nightgar May 31, 2021

pre-diddle

Preliminary diddle activities (PDA)
e.g. dick of da sucking, the booty to da face, and my dick in da mouth

See Diddle for refrences

man carter last night gave gabbie some major pre-diddles!

by ThisDiddleMaster69 June 11, 2016

Wank-A-Diddle

Where a male is having a wank while a girl fondles his testitcles to get the kids raring to go, he eventually splooges in her eye socket deforming her vision and feeling like a wankstain. After all, she is one. Can also be done when initiating satanic rituals or completing Prison Break on GTA 5

Man 1: Bro, I just Wank-A-Diddled my girl!

Man 2: w̶̲͆ạ̴̃n̶͉͝k̴̙͠-̴͈̾a̴̞͠- ̖͂d ̗̕i̵͓̔d̶̩́d̴͕̄l ͕̎y̵̝͆- ̙̾d̶́͜o̴͚̓,̵̬̈́ ̴̤̒n ̻̿o ̳̇w ̬̕ ̶̖̂y̶̩͝o̴̰̎u ̩͝ ̴̠̓ḧ̵̬́a̴̜̚v ͖̕e ̭̑ ̵͖̾H ͠ͅĨ̵͇V ͍̌ ̭̑t̵̳͗o ͓͗o ̗̂

by Onamazzadont@me June 12, 2019