Dave Device

An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.

When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.

by Fruitloop72 November 4, 2021

cloaking device

a condom, see party hat

Before penetration, engage cloaking device.

by red rosie September 12, 2011

Domular device

Any type of vape. Preferably used to make fun of someone and/or yourself.

“Hey bro, can I hit your domular device?”

by Juuljune January 19, 2019

Screen and device era

The historical era in which people born post- Bill Clinton currently live and date

it's scary. In the screen and device era, regular dating era pickup lines- cheesy pickup lines among them-are dead.

by Sexydimma November 1, 2025

Cellular device

A quick way to say, "Artwork" or "Blueprints" I've made while running away from home,a robbery, etcetera when you don't want people to know you made artwork.

Let me grab my cellular device while I use the bathroom.
I got to get this cellular device,its brand new.
No,all I have is my cellular device.

by Oceanic Puerto Rican guy August 19, 2024

Chocolate Device

A bottle, jug, carton, or any other air-tight container consisting of various substances that are offensive to the nostril that you convince other people to smell.

The steps of making a "Chocolate Device",

1) Find an airtight container (preferably a glass bottle)
2) Gather up various substances that rot. I recommend having at least one liquid i.e milk, orange juice, or urine. Also to put foods or a corpse of a deceased creature like a rat, lizard, or bird.
3) Close the container nice and tight
4) Either leave it in the sun, or bury it.
5) After waiting for a good month or two, get it and show it to a unsuspecting family member or friend to take a good wiff of it.

Gilbert is such a dumb-ass, he smelled my Chocolate Device and puked.

by Mario Felix April 28, 2011

ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 13, 2008