Suburban Decay

A nickname for suburban girls who use the makeup line, "urban decay." The name communicates the truth of this enterprise--namely, that the only individual willing to purchase a $95 "gift set" that is intended to make you look like a prostitute is a suburban, teenage girl.

In urban areas, most females do not wish to be confused for a hooker.

Samantha lives in the suburbs. Samantha is taking the train to the city this weekend. Samantha cannot decide whether to wear red eyeshadow with dark red lipstick, or to smother her face in hot pink glitter blush for a more 'natural' look.

Unable to decide, Samantha settles on doing both.

Upon arrival in the city, a pimp approaches Samantha and requests that "ho, come get back to yo daddy."

Samantha is an example of suburban decay.

by Suburban Decay January 28, 2011

decoy

To do something stupid relating to computers

He put his Power Supply in the bath to clean it... what a decoy!

by Graham McMaster November 30, 2006

decrapitate

to go from good to bad, from clean to dirty, basically to fuck up.

that old house is all decrapitated from the weather

by christian May 13, 2005

decrydrated

When you cry so much you feel dehydrated.

After seeing Wall-E's romance with Eva in the Pixar animated classic, I became decrydrated

by decrydrator February 28, 2012

decrepit chips

when you eat stale chips from the bottom of the bag when you are hungry and that's all you have around

"any chips left in the bag"
"just the decrepit chips in the bottom!"

by Penny Flame June 28, 2008

Decoy Fries

A side dish you order (usually at a bar) to distract your moocher friends, thus leaving you free to enjoy your main meal without having to fend off drunk and hungry freeloaders that didn't order any food of their own.

(To the waitress...) I'll have a burger with everything. Oh and a side of decoy fries please to distract my broke-ass friends here who aren't going to order anything more from you except another 99 cent PBR.

by cjhardy June 29, 2011

Decreakable

Something done easily and that would be enjoyed

Person 1: would you like to come to my house at some point in time?

person 2: would be Decreakable for friday

by Geeeds December 18, 2012