dankus memeus

A rich old man that is turning in to a dank meme.

Me: Hey is that dankus memeus?
A random guy: Yes it is.

by Joakurr May 15, 2016

el dankus chronicus

an especially potent (as in knock your shit off) weed that will keep your high ass on the couch for twelve hours eating munchies and watching peasant vision cause you spent all your money on it.

pass the el dankus chronicus this way man i'm in need of some serious thc stimulation man

by sacannah January 28, 2008

dankus memus

Sometimes when you call yourself "Dankus Memus" in Skyrim

Hey, what's your skyrim username? Dankus Memus of Pepe, Slayer of Dat Bois

by Dankus Memus May 18, 2016

ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

A Japanese term for dick.

ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

by robobo1221 June 2, 2017

Strawberry Daiquiri

While having sex with a girl who is on her period, you ejaculate on her face, giving her a sweet, somewhat tangy, mixture of menstrual blood and semen.

She wouldn't stop bitching so I made her a strawberry daiquiri.

by wes the pirate April 26, 2007

Dailup

"Dailup" is referred to when someone does not get a joke as quick as they thought they would. Often associated with slow internet, meaning the people are slow.

User 1: *Tells a joke*
User 2: ...
User 1: Your on dailup.

by Elementalpowerstar August 6, 2009

dakukus

A sad booty that when slapped, dust comes out

"It's so dusty in here... Who slapped a dakukus? "
"I'm gonna slap you sorry-ass dakukus!"

by Dukakis October 13, 2015