curly wurly 

A homsexual individual with apauling footballing skills (tends to do too many pass-backs). Often has many realtions, allthough very few are brothers, sisters, aunts, the majority of all relations tend to be uncles. Curly wurlys often have unreasonably large afro's making them terrible to sit behind in cinemas. Another characteristic of the curly wurly is its love of all MEAT products. Vulnerable to only three things: Vegetables, Manchester United insults and members of the Female species.

"Get lost curly wurly"

curly wurly by King Loz June 4, 2003

Curly Headed Fuck (CHF) 

Often an insult towards someone with curly hair or a nickname to someone you dont like.

"did you see that dirty CHF back there?" "man that Cam Matherson is a Curly Headed Fuck (CHF)"

Curly Headed Fuck (CHF) by Mot696969 October 31, 2011

curly floss 

when a skank whore finishes swallowing/spitting your load and flosses the sperm out of her teeth with your pubes

Yo after I busted a nut that bitch used the curly floss!

curly floss by GDub20 February 11, 2005

Curly Q 

The action of going to the bathroom after having sex and pissing and cumming at the same time.

Hey, Jimmy Imma' go Curly Q real quick.

Curly Q by JImmyJohnsSandwichGuy February 12, 2020

Curly One 

When a turd is curled out like a sausage into the bowl. This is a healthy turd unlike the creamy and crunchy ones. Only a curly one can be curled out, creamy and crunchy ones cannot.

Gareth liked to drop a curly one into Bens mouth.

Curly One by Ollie Kay February 11, 2006

curly creamist

where a man ejaculates in a womans curls

''i am the curly creamist, now bow down so i can cream in all your curls"

curly creamist by tits mcgee and the bum rubbers November 22, 2011

curly tail 

When your penise has been double knotted

Hey whats wrong with you?
Well you know i got the the curly tail

curly tail by SaggyJugs September 6, 2016