crumbhole

1. hoe with a crusty hole that you should stay away from

2. that crack in a couch or chair that has a large amount of crumbs and small lost items

Ex for 1: "That chick is a crumbhole."

Ex for 2: I lost my pen and had to dig in the crumbhole for it.

by WarriorsUniverse November 24, 2016

crunchy knees

Whenever you get up and your knees crackle because you're getting old. Also known as bubbleguts syndrome.

When I got up from the floor I had crunchy knees.

by buttsbot November 29, 2018

Crunch Snap

instead of clapping in english class u say crunch snap

Mike: *says good poem*
Gianna: WOW CRUNCH SNAP

by loljazzi February 5, 2020

crunchyroll premium

a premium service that allows the buyer to watch anime with no ads and all manga with no extra charges for 7.99 a month

Karen: why are you always watching that anime porn?
Bobert: I have Crunchyroll premium for one month!
Karen: Stop wasting your money and get a job.

by Zeskimo April 24, 2020

Cancun Crunch

The time of year when college-aged students flock to the gym to work on their physical appearances. It usually begins mid-February and lasts through the Spring Break season.

There were so many hot girls at the gym tonight, the Cancun Crunch must be setting in!

by Spooney March 10, 2011

monster crunch

An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.

Do you have a plunger? I just took a monster crunch.

by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013

Brain Crunching

Intensely thinking about something obsessively and/or endlessly.

I laid awake in bed for 5 hours last night brain crunching about an idea for my Youtube channel.

by Jordan Newsom May 19, 2016