Consolesexual

When you’re sexually attracted to a game console!

1: I had sex last night!
2: Great! With who?
1: My PlayStation 5!
2: oh no... you’re consolesexual, aren’t you?

by TwilightKid53 June 4, 2021

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Consodel

A state of confusion where you can't find your way out of the sky.

My step bro was feeling consodel at school today.

by Aston Martin gang June 7, 2019

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Condoleezus

A first name that is the male version of Condoleeza, as in Condoleeza Rice. Condoleezus and Condoleeza are similar to Patrick and Patricia, or Eric and Erica.

Condoleeza and Condoleezus are both rather obscure and uncommon names. However, while Condoleeza Rice is a well known woman, few people know a man named Condoleezus.

by PMax February 11, 2008

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consolefag

Basically a console gaming enthusiast. They refuse to accept the fact that PC's are better than consoles in almost every way.

consolefag: Get xbox live
pcman: I told you, I play on the COMPUTER.
consolefag: WHJYYYYYY

by A daywalker1 March 28, 2010

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Consolences

Sympathy for a person who has a different video game console than your own.

Friend 1: "Oh, you have the Xbox One? My consolences."
Friend 2: "Shut up dude."
Friend 1: "I'm just saying I feel bad for you."

by AerPilot November 5, 2013

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A form of making out, always in a car, over the center console. Usually, this happens because a girl is too prude to take it to the backseat in the car. This action almost always results in sore ribs, because both people rub their sides against the console while kissing.

Cooper's ribs were very sore after being consoled by Suzy. She's such a prude.

by EL_GOAT July 13, 2017

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