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im so confused

"I'm so confused" or rather "I'm like, soooooooooooooooo confused" is a common attention whoring tactic used by all teenage girls over 9000 times in an internet year. It is used and abused as a lame way to excuse their violently stupid behavior or misunderstanding of the most simple of concepts, such as meaning what you say and saying what you mean. In other words, it is the perfect statement for girls who just have to have it both ways; it's a way to ask a stupid (or painfully obvious) question without the guilt of admitting that they're a fucking retard. Many cases of "confusion" surround pregnancy issues, resulting mostly in teen mothers.
"My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be pregnate?! im so confused!!!"
by dahrk May 21, 2008
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confuser

A person who seems to be of neither gender yet very attractive.
Male Confuser's generally have long hair and wear make up and 'confuser clothes'
Female Confusers normally don the short hair and gender neutral clothes

Confusers revell in the fact that they confuse people and love every one who asks them whether they are a girl or a boy. They will however act pissed off for the 'act'
Boy1: Is that a boy or a girl?
Boy2: Dunno maybe it's a confuser
Boy1: Their Hott anway
Boy2:mmmm
by corzah1 April 5, 2008
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neo-confederate

Neo-Confederate is a term used by some to describe the views of various groups and individuals who view the Southern secession, the Confederate States of America, and the Southern United States in a heroic light.

Honor of the Confederacy and its veterans — Much of the Neo-Confederate movement is concerned with giving the proper due honor to the Confederacy itself, to the veterans of the Confederacy and Confederate veterans' cemeteries, to the various flags of the Confederacy, and to Southern cultural identity.

Neo-Confederates are openly critical of the presidency of Abraham Lincoln to varied degrees, and of the history of Reconstruction. Various authors have written critiques of Lincoln. Many neo-Confederates promote an unabashed Christian culture. They support, for example, public displays of Christianity, such as School Prayer and displays of the Christian cross. We strongly support the right to keep and bear arms, present in both the United States Constitution and the Confederate States Constitution. Generally we oppose unmitigated illegal immigration of foreign nationals into Southern States.

Secession — many neo-Confederates openly advocate the resecession of the Southern states and territories which comprised the old Confederate States.

Most neo-Confederate groups do not seek violent revolution, but rather an orderly separation, such as was done in the division of Czechoslovakia.
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Confused

a person who wears from wallmart to hot topic to abercrombie and fitch. listens to all kinds of music ... but not country. doesnt care what people call them but might have a tad of low self esteem.They dont want to look ahead at life because they know what is coming might not be fun.They talk normal for sure, no gangster or preppy or goth talk. just normal.
Chongi: oye babii a donde you go to buy ropa??
Confused: Dont ask me that. I dress from anywhere.
by carox3 February 17, 2007
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Confederate flag

Flag flown by the southern (losing) states in the American Civil War. It used to just represent racism, hatred,and slavery - but now includes all red state "values", including xenophobia, jingoism, treason, incest, and gun ownership. In short, representing all things deplorable in human nature.
When Steve ran out of toilet paper he thought about using a Confederate flag to wipe his ass, but he decided to walk around with shit stains rather than handle that deplorable symbol of bigotry and hatred.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
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Confuckerated

Means the same as fucked up but sounds cooler, like how bitch is a cooler word for female.
Man 1: This is so fucked up.
Man 2: You mean confuckerated. :o
Man 1: You sounded so fucking cool then.
by cheesemastersam November 5, 2008
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Confused Condom

Confused Condom; When you have sex with a chick and you don't know where to put the condom after.
Rick: Did you fuck Jane last night?
Pay: Yeah Bro.
Rick: Confused Condom?
Pat: No, right down the toilet.
Rick: Werd.

Dan: Dude I put the condom in Ms. Greco's front lawn under a leaf.
Ben: Good shit, you deff. almost went through a confused condom.
by Naseknows December 13, 2009
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