Comatose

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.

Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.

by Phoenix January 31, 2004

Las Comadres

This Mexican term a group of girls call themselves who are very close with one another, can joke around with one another, laugh like donkeys at almost anything, make fun of everything, spill tea all time, and are Mexican. They really don’t care what other people think. They are very smart but also very retarted. They have many inside jokes and text each other basically 24/7. They’ve been through many hardships and challenges but have survived together. Mainly through texting each other the answers on homework. But that’s what a comadre is. They will sacrifice everything just to help one and another and be there for one another. You can do anything with Las Comadres. They are completely insane. They are your best friends. Las Comadres is the name of your best friend group and your group chat. Also there is a member of the group who sends memes a lot to keep things interesting.シ

Crusty, Dusty, and Ricky call themselves Las Comadres.

by Ricky シ August 1, 2019

codaholic

a person that plays a call of duty game most of there day/week. consumes more than 5 hours of there lifes each day

GUY1:"dude! i played call of duty 4 all week on spring break."
GUY2:"you seriously need some fresh air your such a codaholic."

by xlx Conman xlx December 25, 2009

Comando Rambo

Not wearing under panties and shaven

Look Britney and Paris are getting out of the car and they don't have any panties on and there pussy are shaven! they are totally "Comando Rambo"!!

by Edwardo B September 9, 2010

TV coma

When a person shuts everything out around and falls into a trance when watching television. The phone in not head, children are not paid attention to and the house could be on fire and they wouldn't care or know because they were in a TV coma.

Dude, the house is on fire!

(silence)

Shake out if it man, you're in a TV coma.

by sjh1977 January 23, 2009

Gaming Coma

When someone spends pro-longed periods doing nothing in their spare time other than playing video games. This can be anything from a few days up to several months.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Dave? He was supposed to go see the film with us the other day.

Person 2: Not likely. He's been in a gaming coma all week.

by penfy May 9, 2010

Sugar Coma

The mad crash that happens after a sugar high. Some might say a 'Diabetic Coma'

Shit son, after them 6 sodas and a half-hour I went into a sugar coma

by The Groobs! AKA The Hans! October 25, 2010