Colonel Sanders has a wife

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*

by steroidSteve December 6, 2020

Colonel Clammy

Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.

God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.

by 2moist4u August 16, 2011

dirty colonel

When a dog gets in the shower whilst it’s owner is stretching his dick out by jamming in the shower door and walking backwards

Ollie recieved a dirty colonel after he rolled around in shit

by Jackson Goodwin August 1, 2022

Being coloneled

The process of Russian officers being removed from Ukrainian sovereign territory by means of explosion

Dozens of Russian officers are being coloneled every week

by Horst von Hubert May 11, 2024

The Colonel Sanders

The foamy beard you get from going down on a girl after you or someone has already cum inside her.

"After I blew my load, I started licking her pussy. She came so hard she gave me The Colonel Sanders"

by Sir BigDaddy June 4, 2015

Colonel Boogie March

Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".

Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Colonel Coma

That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.

Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.

Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "

by samuwool November 13, 2011