calendar stalking

The act of using Outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you. Typically through creating a draft meeting and adding their names.

I hadn't heard back from Jim today, so I engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me.

by lismo September 24, 2009

Calenderize

To add something onto a calender or schedule.

Person 1: Did you remember about the party tomorrow?

Person 2: Oh no, I forgot to calenderize it!

by K and K incorperated July 6, 2010

Clandestine

Clandestine was the 1991 album of Death Metal legends Entombed! It was a groundbreaking record in the Swedish Death Metal movement and one of the most acclaimed Death Metal albums in general to date. Together with Left Hand Path it was one of Entombed's finest work! Fuck the other definitions Urban Dictionary gave you, this is the only one that matters!

Person 1: Have you heard Clandestine by Entombed yet?
Person 2: Fuck yeah I have! I've been playing Sinners Bleed on repeat all day! Shit is cash!

by floyo4444 December 3, 2009

calender-cock

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day

Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!

by BradenBirk June 20, 2009

Cendy

Cendy is a kind and well adjusted person, anyone named cendy cares allot about animals and any other creature But most likely cendy will no be the brightest and not treated very well. She also might ware a lot of black and listen to heavy metal and read comics. And she most likely to stand up for her self

David: hey cendy mick icky
Cendy: hey Dave is super gay

by My name is bob aka I am a girl November 24, 2018

Clench

Clenching involves you and at least 2 of your closest friends whom you have absolutely no sexual feelings towards. All three participants leave their clothes ON and squish into a twin size bed in a spooning position. Then proceed to bounce up and down/hump to the tune of "shots" by Lmfao while chanting "clench clench clench". Continue til exhaustion, then fall asleep maintaining position. Usually done when completely wasted. Often accompanied by feelings of "WTF" the next day upon reaching sobriety.

guy: did you get any last night?
guy 2: yeah, dude, I clenched these two hot roommates last night. They had ass for dayzzz.

guy: damn. sounds wild

by midgetlover123 August 4, 2012

Clen

Meaning to have cleaned something

Short word for cleaned

I clen the kitchen today.

by Mirror12321 February 27, 2014