Clarke'd

To stomp on something with passion, rage, and unparalleled murderous intent.

Most commonly seen in the game Dead Space

I needed bro gone, I dragged him to the curb and Clarke'd his shit

by LuvMysteryy November 15, 2024

clarker

A paedophile often associating his or her fantasies with young anime characters.

George is such a clarker.

by frandagdee February 17, 2025

Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025

Clarkebait

To engage in activities which alert the Wise and powerful Mr Clarke.

Nyx - "Fuck, we have mass later"

Charlie - Stop with this Clarkebait Mahoneyposting.

by deviantshart June 9, 2025

Clarkebait Mahoneyposting

When Clarkebait and Mahoneyposting are used in conjunction, both will be summoned, and an epic fight of the gods will commence.

Ethan - "Clarkebait mahoneyposting, there, I said it."

Clarke - "HEY!"

Mahoney - "Did you complete that homework"

Fighting

by deviantshart June 9, 2025

Clarke

Clarke is a very smart girl but she doesn't know it. She's funny, she's talented, she's sort of dyslexic, and she loves gaming and music. Clarke is one of my best friends :)

1: who is that?
2: that's clarke! i love her <3
1: oh i know her! i love her too <3

by ur_mom_idfc October 5, 2025

Classic Clarky

Some good cunt with an even better cunt older brother. Hairy as a bear and jewish to the days

Oi thats a bit clarkish, na thats classic clarky behaviour

by classic sharky October 18, 2010