Castrate

to dismember a dude, to cut of his balls

if you dont listen to me, Ill flat out castrate you!...BITCH!

by Chaquita Bannana September 16, 2005

New Castrati

Expounder (usually male) of politically correct liberal-progressive sound bites who believes in all left-leaning issues such as global warming, feel-good education, conflict resolution, and so forth.

Examples of the New Castrati include: The Iraq Study Group, France, the NEA, San Francisco, Rosie O'Donell, Bill Clinton, Dennis Kucinich, Al Gore etc....

by Joe Francisco April 16, 2007

castrate

To remove the male testicles or the female ovaries

To render infertile

Eunachs were castrated at birth.

by Becca K November 22, 2007

castrator

One who cuts off a male's testicles.

Her knife sliced, his balls fell to the floor.

by noballs October 25, 2003

Castrate your catboy day.

Castrate your catboy day - 28th October. A day where all catboy owners can castrate those little fuckers in their basement with no consent required.

Person 1 : you're getting castrated
Person 2: why. I don't want to.
Person 1: you can't deny. it's castrate your catboy day.

by totallynotjaknib October 21, 2021

Casea

Casea is wonderful. Casea can change a million hearts. Casea is one of a kind. Casea is similar to a powerful drug. Casea can make boys, girls, kids, animals, go gaga. Casea has a beautiful apperance all the time. Casea has no idea. Casea takes things for granted for the benefit of others. Strange things happen to Casea. Casea is rare. Love Casea.

Oh my god I wish I was a Casea. or "Hey what's that girl like?" "Oh her?...she's a Casea!" "No way, do you know how hard it is to find a Casea?!"

by jumping jellybean May 19, 2009

Just-In-Caser

A prepared option that is available "just in case" the main option fails.

Other terms that describe a just-in-caser:
- Plan B
- Contingency Plan
- Alternative Measure
- Emergency Option

Jarvis: Why on earth would you buy airplane tickets when we've got cheap train tickets booked and ready to go see the Super Bowl?
Daniel: Relax dude! Airplane tickets are just-in-casers. Remember what happened last year? I don't want train delays causing us to miss half the Super Bowl game ever again.

Nora: You brought both your laptop and the iPad to the business meeting!?! You're not gonna need both!
Bethany: I only brought the iPad as a just-in-caser. I'll be taking notes on the laptop.

by OffBeatDrummer January 5, 2021