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Calum hood is the bass player in the band 5 seconds of summer he is very hot has an amazing voice has a great personality and is very! Good with his hands of you know what I mean
by 05..23 May 25, 2019
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Person 1: Yo who is that extremely handsome daddy overthere?
Person 2: Bitch is you blind that's Calum Hood.
Person 1: Oh yeah.... He is so hot I think I will die.
Person 2: Same shister
Person 1: Like damn I just wanna pounce on his bulgy wulgy... UwU
Person 2: Ikr like.....Rawr X3 nuzzels! pounces on you UwU you so warm
Person 2: Bitch is you blind that's Calum Hood.
Person 1: Oh yeah.... He is so hot I think I will die.
Person 2: Same shister
Person 1: Like damn I just wanna pounce on his bulgy wulgy... UwU
Person 2: Ikr like.....Rawr X3 nuzzels! pounces on you UwU you so warm
by Fuck me Calum April 8, 2019
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Other person: "oh its the clout chasing calpurnia crackheads who were here since 3am"
Other person: "oh its the clout chasing calpurnia crackheads who were here since 3am"
by drop of dawn & grease is gone November 22, 2018
Get the clout chasing calpurnia crackheads mug.The act of two calculators bumping uglies via a calculator sex cable. Used to transfer data from one calculator to another, such as programs, games, and linking together for multiuser apps.
Dude, lets have calculator sex so I can put this awesome game on your calcuatlor!
Alicia was asleep in class so I had calculator sex with her so I could get my PimpQuest on.
Alicia was asleep in class so I had calculator sex with her so I could get my PimpQuest on.
by robenwzrdhat October 16, 2008
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