Siamese cookie

When you find a cracker or a cookie in the box and it turns out to actually be 2 or more snacks stuck together.

I found a Siamese cookie in the box and I took a picture of it, but now It broke apart and is useless, so I ate it.

by awerf95 August 11, 2010

Cookie Race

When several people put a cookie in between their butt cheeks while fully nude, (Jock straps ARE acceptable) and race down a field. The losers must eat their cookie. If it falls out, it also must be eaten.

The best technique is to squeeze the cheeks together to insure full stability. This can also be risky, because if you lose it makes your cookie taste like ass even more

cat 1:"yall foolin if you bout to eat dat cookie from yo ass cheeks!"

cat 2:i loss my cookie race tho dode so i gots to eat it! sheeet!

by BC90 November 22, 2010

cookie run kingdom

good game
great art style
bad fandom
horrible simps

person 1 ¨ï play cookie run kingdom¨
person 2 ¨ï hate the fandom¨
person 1 ¨same¨

by jimmy_mom:D January 5, 2022

do you want a cookie

When someone tells you something that you don't care two fucks about.

Dawson: It's 9:15
Sarah: Okay, do you want a cookie?

by daring101 July 25, 2016

Cooking the cat

When you have anal sex without lube and it creates enough friction to cook a cat.

Me and carol were cooking the cat last night

by Fearypai June 28, 2015

Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia

Somehow, somewhere...in a rainforest...Cookie Monster is watching you

If you have that creepy sence that a cookie obsessed blue Seseme Street character is watching you while you are in the rain forest, you have Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia.

by TEEHEE MEH ROFLNESS October 20, 2010

cockolate-chip cookie

A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.

A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.

Dude: "Hey person with a vagina, want a cockolate-chip cookie?"
Vagina: "uh..sure."
8===D 0:

by @PEINPE October 2, 2011