bollocks

A negative term used by the English.

Literally, it's slang for testicles, but like shit it's also an adjective.

If something is bollocks, it's poor quality.
If something is complete bollocks, it's a lie.

It's even a verb, too.

If you got bollocked by the teacher, he punished you violently.
If you bollock someone, you beat them up.

It's also a swear-word.

Someone might say oh, bollocks! if they fail an exam.

Ow! You hit me right in the bollocks!

This film is bollocks.

Everything you've told me is complete bollocks.

I got bollocked by the teacher for getting an F!

I'm going to bollock you so hard ...

Oh bollocks! I'm dying!

by Buggenheim November 15, 2007

Billy Big Bollocks

1. An individual who thinks they are better than everybody else. Essentially, a prick.
2. An individual who suddenly becomes braver than they normally are. Essentially, a pussy

Billy: Oh hey, do you fancy doing a skydive for charity?
Tilly: Ooh, look at Billy Big Bollocks.

by Pet Wussy July 2, 2020

bollocks your face

a nice warm pharse to say to your friends when joking/goofing off

bollocks your face mate

by Hurleyma May 1, 2010

cunty ballocks

Someone who acts like Chris Molloy

You are such a cunty ballocks.

by buckweet1982 February 6, 2014

Soppy Bollocks

Someone who displays the behaviour or characteristics of Matthew Leonard or Kyle Willman

Matt, aka Soppy bollocks

by dardyarty November 1, 2019

bag of bollocks

something unsatisfactory. See also bag of shit

That car is a right bag of bollocks

by Miss Mish November 3, 2007

Planet Big Bollocks

The planet in question is a metaphorical place where the most attractive and sexually-active men come from.
This place is where all men wish they were from.

Known origin is from the British TV comedy series Bottom

Man 1: Were going to have to hit that beach like two greased up love-Gods from the Planet Big Bollocks
Man 2: Hmm...tricky

by Overagekid December 3, 2009