Bitchious

Having the quality of a vicious bitch.

Jenna is totally Bitchious

by PanchoPoncho July 1, 2010

Bitchicidous

A common disease in this generation of people.
Pronounced: (Bitch-i-si-dus)

Symptoms:
Wagging School for no reason
calling sick days for no reason
bitching about a tiny injury (scratched knee)
bitching about a little cold
being a bitch in general

Wade: Doctor whats wrong with me? I'm so sick I feel like im dying.
Doctor: You have the common cold and a severe case of bitchicidous, I recommend you take this concrete pill and harden the fuck up.

by Doctor Wasabi June 20, 2011

Bitchinitis

A serious disease that everyone catches now and again. An individual who has contracted Bitchinitis is generally unwilling to perform an action and often times makes excuses about why he/she cannot do something. The list of excuses can go on and on, but at the core, their lack of apathy is what results in nothing getting done. This disease is very contagious, spreading like wildfire to neighboring persons. Some individuals seem to be more susceptible to Bitchinitis than others, with the intensity and duration varying from person to person.

Person A: "Hey man, do you want to go for a run later on?"
Person B: "Nah. I don't really feel like going for a run. It's so hot out and I'm really tired. Plus, all of my clothes are dirty and I think I sprained my arm yesterday. I just know that it's not going to workout."
Person A: "Are you sure about all those things? To me you just sound like you have a case of Bitchinitis."

by Reap4u March 27, 2015

Bitchionary

A dictionary of bitch quotes, sayings, and rebuttals that a bitch may use in the event that she is disrespected.

"If that hoe says another word to me, I'm going to whip out my bitchionary and put her in her basic bitch place"

by ElsaFrozenPrincess March 29, 2015

bitchin

When somethings so badass, it’s bitchin’.

Hopper: That new look is pretty cool.
Jane: It’s bitchin.

by sansandmike November 5, 2017

Bitchingly

A term deriving from character Byron “Buster” Bluth Season 1 of Arrested Development; used to emphasize the adjective in a statement.

“This is gonna be the most bitchingly fast bike in all of Orange County!”

by Joey Tribbianni October 23, 2018

Bitchism

Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against Female Dogs that have sagging breasts after giving birth to one or more litter(s). The prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism can be based on: (1) The belief that spayed Female Dogs , or Female Dogs with little or no breasts, are superior, or (2) Ignorance of the fact that sagging breasts are quite common for Female Dogs that have had one or more liters of puppies, and/or (3) Being a shallow, superficial human (dog lover or not).

Human 1: I can't stand being in the dog park when that dog is! I mean, like, look at the utters on that Bitch (Female Dog).

Human 2: Hating on a dog for having a litter of puppies is total Bitchism, you shallow Bitch.

by GC Dudeist March 14, 2019