A beard slap is the slapping of another person with large amounts of concussive force, resulting in the formation of a beard. It is both the worst and best thing you could do for a person.
Person 1: "You are completely wrong I couldn't disagr-"
Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-
Person 1: "...Actually..."
Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-
Person 1: "...Actually..."
by KEEXNAN March 22, 2009
Get the Beard Slap mug.someone who has no sense of adventure or who is weak in physical or moral strength, therefore they have metaphorically rejected their manhood and become a beardless bitch.
Wow Steve over there wouldn't even come doorbell ditching with us, what a beardless bitch.
Tyler is so weak, he cant even curl that ten pound dumb bell. He's such a beardless bitch.
Tyler is so weak, he cant even curl that ten pound dumb bell. He's such a beardless bitch.
by ninefoureight November 23, 2011
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In my travels I am constantly on the lookout for strange new beardos.
I can only hope that someday I will attain beardo status.
I can only hope that someday I will attain beardo status.
by el kevo May 15, 2005
Get the beardo mug.The result of a man orally pleasuring a woman. The man ends up with a light film of juice on his face resembling a beard. This beard is usually removable with the swift stroke of the forearm across the face and lips, removing the odorous moisture.
by Elwood1291 November 24, 2010
Get the Juice beard mug.seeing someone else with a beard miles more epic than the one you are currently sporting, making you wish you hadn't shaved or wish you had one like it.
by Captain Dale May 18, 2010
Get the Beard Envy mug.When a person develops facial hair not because of a concious decision to change their look, but simply because they are lazy and/or don't care how they look.
"Hey man, are you growing a beard?"
"Nah, I just kinda stopped shaving for a few days. It's an apathy beard."
"Nah, I just kinda stopped shaving for a few days. It's an apathy beard."
by rollercoasteradam May 15, 2008
Get the apathy beard mug.To have intercourse with a woman, and fill to give her so much testosterone in the process that she then proceeds to grow a beard.
by Jake Bry February 9, 2008
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