Barnacling

Messing around or acting up in a strange manner.

"Sorry for coming up behind you 57 times and repeatedly running away after each time, I was barnacling out too much!"

by platypuspink June 15, 2023

Barnacles

The little fucking evil ass demons of the sea. They look like teeth with shells and they live on poor animals and rocks. If all barnacles were to go extinct then the world would be better off. I swear to fucking God. If I ever find a barnacle somewhere near me, we'll be having a fucking holocaust of the goddamn evil little demon shit heads.

My friend: Hey man, barnacles don't hurt humans.
Me: Fuck you and your bloodline. All barnacles need to be fucking deleted and destroyed. I will literally destroy the oceans to delete barnacles from life itself shit fecking hell I hate the damn toothy fucking shell cunts

by Ifyoulikebarnaclesyou'reanonce March 8, 2019

dick barnacle

Someone who has someone's back way too hard and agrees or cosigns with everything they say.

Get off his nuts ya fuckin dick barnacle.

by Phlick Benson June 23, 2022

Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

The fear of not understanding anything and fisting your penis hole.

My friends always say I’m a Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025

Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile

JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.

by Afawoopster March 5, 2019

Barnacle Stroking

To scrub oneself while taking a cold shower.

Guy 1 "Bro I had such a nice time barnacle Stroking it last night."
Guy 2 "I'm not a fan of the cold, but you do you bro."

by Biggus-Meatus June 10, 2025

Barnacled

When you have multiple parking violations and get a Barnacle, a big 20-lb yellow device, strapped to your windshield so you can’t drive until it’s removed. Replaced the boot in 2016.

Shawn: “What is that massive yellow thing on your windshield, man?”
Lloyd: “Snap, I got Barnacled. Probably shouldn’t have let those parking violations add up.”

by @madflax November 29, 2016