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bakerie

Bakerie is a colloqial term used exclusively in the greater Cleveland Ohio area to describe baked goods or bakery items (such as cookies, cake, pastries, etc.), either homemade or from the bakery establishment itself.
I will bring bakerie to the bake sale.
by V17 January 7, 2009
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cookie baker

a person who cooks methamphetamines in a homemade laboratory usualy located in a trailer house
These boys keep callin for Los the cookie baker.
by south park mexican March 18, 2004
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bakersfield chalupa

When one takes a dump on a passed out woman's chest after coitus. Much like the infamous Cleveland Steamer, except with the Bakersfield Chalupa, there is a lot of corn in the mix.
Man, I ate six ears of silver queen last night and ended up laying down a nice Bakersfield Chalupa on Candy's chest after a very zesty session.
by colonel hogan August 21, 2006
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Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.
1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.
by WiL S. (BoNe) August 6, 2007
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Bakery

A Woman who has enough fat rolls to open up a large scale baking operation.
oh my god she was a total bakery! Dude nice slummin on that bakery
by dJJazzyJeff123 March 6, 2010
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Bakery

A woman that is extremely attractive and has "cakes"(big breasts) and some hot buns (butt)
"Yo look at dat fine girl over there"
"Ah ya man look at dem cakes"
"And dat ass!"
"Mhm dat there is a bakery"
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Bakersfield Bulge

when a girl or guy is skinny except for their belly where it is bulging out over their pants. not sexy, and makes pants fall down very easily.
guy 1: "damn that girl is hott!"
guy 2: "yeah but she's got the Bakersfield Bulge gong on..."
by castaway97116 December 12, 2010
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