Lagasse alarm

A modified version of the Emeril. To ejaculate semen into the palm of your hand and hold it in front of a sleeping person's face while yelling "BAM!" thus making them spring up into it.

The bitch wouldn't wake up, so I set off the Lagasse alarm.

by G. Sherman August 10, 2003

Alarmageddon

When multiple alarm clocks go off simultaneously due to snooze setting intervals. Essentially, the perfect storm of snooze.

"This morning when I woke up, it was like alarmageddon, I'm never setting them for 8:15 and 8:37 again."

by Dan J. DesRochers February 21, 2009

lame-alarm

to sound the lame-alarm is to alert those around you of something lame happening at that moment, especially in the case of bad jokes/puns. Usually said so it sounds like a foghorn.

"This is so... punny!!!"
"omg, lame-alarm!"

by Laurel Chaisson June 22, 2006

alarm clock

When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.

I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be late for work.

by throbson October 5, 2006

Alaric

I very sexy boy, who is often, if not always, more amazing than anything or anyone.

"Oh my god~ It's Alaric"
"Oh em gee! Lyk he is so hot"

by Lyddy October 5, 2008

Azariah

A beautiful bi racial girl. She is smart and funny and has a great personality.

Everyone wants to be like Azariah

by RocHardDearest February 5, 2010

Alarmcock

The act of awakening a female by means of striking her face with ones erect cock.

A male with morning wood, while standing with his hips next to a sleeping females head, pulls his hard-on as far as possible away from her face, takes good aim, and then releases a hammering Alarmcock. Repeat if necessary and notice the priceless look she gives.

by Thomas Burr January 17, 2008