Fecund-Awareness

The art of being aware, with minimal stimuli, that something be rotten.

Frank’s fecund-awareness was going off the charts when he noticed how fake ass everyone was being towards him, ON GOD!

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese

On November 6, 1969, 420 geese died from the ingestion of chicken nuggets. Since then, millions of scientists and medical specialists have engaged in multiple experiments in an attempt to solve this mystery. The only conclusion is that every year on this day if a goose so much as nibbles a chicken nugget, they will die.

Every day I feed my goose Herold a chicken nugget, but I forgot today was Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese, and he died. Tragic, aye?

by RIP Herold November 23, 2019

Lungs not awake.

When you cough a lot from smoking a cigarette/weed in the morning after waking up.

*Wakes up*

"You wanna hit this bong really quick?"
"Nah man, Lungs not awake. I don't wanna die coughing."
"Whatever dude."

by Metalikz May 12, 2021

best awake voice

The voice you use when you boss rings and your still in bed, thus the boss thinks your either awake and working or out on the road.

The Boss rang this morning. I was still in bed and had to use my BEST AWAKE VOICE.

He thinks I'm working hard... lol..

by the boss dodger March 22, 2009

wide awake nightmare

Basically a hot mess, the craziest bitch you know.

That bitch is a wide awake nightmare.

by houskamatt May 15, 2017

Singles' Awareness Day

see Valentine's Day. Also known as S.A.D., Singles' Awareness Day is how perpetually single people refer to Valentine's Day.

As Jenny began to notice conversation hearts and sickening mushy cards gracing the shelves of retail stores, she knew that Singles' Awareness Day was coming up.

by Yelsie December 31, 2010

wild awake

the act of not being able to sleep due to uncontrollable urge to think about one's sexual fantasies. wild came from the popular video franchise girls gone wild and awake from its original meaning.

i was wild awake last night after seeing my crush.

by printers July 10, 2010