hipster

that one person who has so much swag that u cant even... usually the skinny guy in the mall walkingaround with a bergandy eany and not caring what people think

damn das a HIPSTER

by 444free August 17, 2016

hipster

Tend to be boring, arrogant twats that like to move en-mass into rough inner-city areas such as Hackney and Brixton (in London), where the local shops start to sell gluten-free, lactose-free premium branded organic goods that the rest of the local population can't afford to buy. Once settled they will take over the local pub which will then start to sell trendy beers and eventually this too becomes out-of-bounds for the original regulars. The local 'offie' gets an upgrade and becomes a 'bottle shop, selling expensive poncy wines, and the local greasy spoon gets a makeover and calls itself the 'Well St Kitchen' Businesses fail and change hands quickly "The Art cafe" becomes "The Wash", and then "Josh and The Dane", finally "hirsinger and strauss" in the space of 12 months. Often seen out jogging or riding their bicycles with attached double buggy, complete with red pennant and 'children on board'. Although they exude a sense of superiority, you know that most of them claim benefits and have moved into the newly build housing association flats over the road.

"Thank the lord for our new neighbours! They've pulled the community together - we all have something in common now - our dislike of Hipsters!"

by Old E9 June 17, 2016

Hipster

Someone doesn't exactly likes mainstream things and likes to cling on to the past.

Person 1: That car is too mainstream for me, I prefer the older version.
Person 2: Stop being a hipster.

by AbbigaleTheHedgehog May 25, 2016

hipster fresh

The ripeness of un-showered 20-something hipster, particularly in an enclosed space such as a "dive bar".

Ooooh boy, do you smell that? This place is hipster fresh. Get some deodorant up in here.

by Maggie S April 18, 2018

Hipster shower

Hipster shower

I got so sick last night I gave myself a hipster shower.

I had to throw up and shit at the same time and I couldn’t get my skinny jeans down fast enough so I shit my diarrhea io my back.

by WakandaMSP May 21, 2018

Hamster

That tiny pet you have because you're a lonely fuck.

"I put my hamster in a sock and beat it on a desk for 5 minutes strait last night"
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:3

by DADDY SKWOMP May 24, 2019

Hampster

The incorrect spelling of 'hamster' used by Kim and Khloe Kardashian

Khloe : is it 'hamster' and not 'hamp-ster' all along?
Kim : Is it?! I thought it is 'hampster'

by #asy June 13, 2019