Waffle

When a female breaks wind on a gentleman's penis when it is between the cheeks of her buttocks.

We were having a cuddle in bed when she waffled on my manhood.

by Teapot Charlie May 13, 2018

Waffle ASS

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.

DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!

by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018

Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies

fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.

by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018

waffle traffle

Slapping a thot in the face with ur dick

I gave that thot a waffle traffle

by A trains ball sack October 30, 2018

wafflemancy

The ability to partake in waffling without difficulty.

That politician says nothing of substance, it is all wafflemancy.

by MolochBaal November 10, 2018

waffle iron

its a tool used to make waffles, contrary to the other definitions.

I use waffle irons to make waffles, what else would I do with them?

by TheBurningBox November 25, 2018

Waffle Crotch

When your stretch jeans start to ripple or “waffle” in the areas that are continually stretched ie. the crotch and the knees.

His jeans have got serious waffle crotch going on

by Zombie mother 1884 November 25, 2018