2 definitions by Gilfslayer1

Waffle ASS

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.

DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!

by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018

Suicidal meme

When your friend sends you a meme, but the account is private so you can't see that shit :(

You just sent a suicidal meme.... Bitch!

by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018