rosekiller 

only one of the best ships in the harry potter universe
barty crouch jr x evan rosier

i.e. wild energy determined to piss of his father x calm and collected hate with peace reserved for barty and barty only

barty is the one thats constantly talking, he has that ryan reynolds type of sarcasm yaknow. always coming up with stupid ideas, very impulsive. evan is the calming force. the one latching barty to reality and whatnot. he was still, ofc, very sarcastic and mean when he wants to be. dont underestimate either of them.

Person 1: omg youre a marauders fan same

Person 2: OMG whats ur favourite ship

Person 1: rosekiller ofc

Person 2: OMG SAME I LOVE ROSEKILLER

rosekiller by larry.stylinson.stan May 23, 2022

Michael Rosen 

A Youtube phenomenon who originally possessed a small following in the United Kingdom for his children's poetry books.

When Mr. Rosen could not find anyone to republish some of his older, more obscure books, he decided to, for the public's eyes, have his son film him telling all of the stories from the books, including but not limited to "Hypnotizer" and "Michael's Big Book of Bad Things". In each of these series, Mr. Rosen would have himself filmed wearing the same outfit in the same background with similar title captions (likely one day for filming, and his son deciding to make it possess a clean sort of transition).

Mr. Rosen became popular when some very clever users on Youtube took advantage of the fact that one could sentence splice his videos due to them having a similar background/camera position, and not have to change many of the visuals present, making it very easy to make him tell rather vulgar, but hilarious, stories.

"Once, my friend Harrybo came to school with a great big bag of PLAMZ. He said 'Anyone want any PLAMZ?' I said 'No, I hate PLAMZ.' So he said 'Screw you Michael Rosen' and he began eating all the PLAMZ."

"Once, I was a smuggler, and I had to get 20,000 pounds of crack through the customs! I chose to hide it on me somewhere... but where? 'I know!' I said, I'll stuff it in my BUTT. -PFFT- OWWWWWWWWWW"

"When I get an erection with my FAT cock, if there's one thing I love it's Ms. Goodoff's snatch!"

Michael Rosen by A BAG OF PLAMZ September 6, 2011

Kurt Rosenwinkel 

Without a doubt the most badass guitarist on the face of the earth. Possibly the universe.

I heard Kurt Rosenwinkel play last week and I was so riveted that I actually haven't been able to move until right now.

Kurt Rosenwinkel by APS23 December 6, 2009

Rosey 

Her name means so many things to so many people, but to her it doesn't mean much. She's talented and so beautiful- when she walks into a room people can't help but stare. She lacks self-confidence due to insecurities people have made her feel bad about before. She covers up those insecurities by being outgoing, friendly, and crazy. She's so strong and impacts the lives of everyone that she walks into. She gives so much- but very rarely gets much back. Someday she's find someone who wants to show her and help her recognize her own beauty because he will truly love her. She comes off as tough and a bit emotionless to many people, but that's simply because she builds walls around herself because many people she's let in have hurt her and left her. She's really a genuinely kind, warm-hearted girl who deserves so much better than how she's been treated. She's constantly looking below the surface, she's a kind, accepting, understanding, non-judgmental human being. She's also incredibly hilarious and sarcastic. She's probably been through a lot or is going through a lot, so she's always very grateful and appreciative for nice and kind people. She often feels lonely, very often times she feels hated by everyone, but she just has difficulty in being understood. She's realistic, but sensitive. She's brave, but thinks she's weak. She's beautiful- inside and out. From her perfect body to her intelligent, interesting, lovely, amazing mind, she's an absolute creation of perfection.

Guy 1: Rosey is so gorgeous! How can any guy not fall in love with her the second they see her?
Guy 2: I don't know, something about her just makes me want to get to know everything about her... she's beautiful.

Rosey by Ashlee C May 27, 2013

Brian Rosenthal 

(n.) Actor/Student/Human. Starred in A Very Potter Musical as Professor Quirrell and in A Very Potter Sequel as Seamus Finnigan, James Potter, and Past Ron. The epitome of supermegafoxyawesomehotness.

1. Brian Rosenthal is definitely the cutest Starkid.
2. I want to marry Brian Rosenthal.

Brian Rosenthal by Rumbleroar's Slumbering Cub November 16, 2010

roselle park police

The lowliest, douche-bagiest, most useless police department in the entire state of New Jersey. They hang out by the high school "speed trapping", what used to be "the grove" & most infamously the commuter parking lot. They can be found in groups of 2 or more congregating talking about their fat wives & their sucky lives.

They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.

They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.

me: Dude who's the douche bag riding my ass
you: probably the...

LIGHTS!

me: FML roselle park police....

roselle park police by nullisecunda July 21, 2009

Roseanne Park 

Roseanne Park is a kpop singer and is known as Rosé. She's from the famous kpop group BLACKPINK. She is 24 years old.

Some nicknames for her:
Rosie
Pasta
Chipmunk
Foodsé

My favourite singer is Roseanne Park. She's my idol!

Roseanne Park by •cloudyzzz• August 11, 2021