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Dusty Dick 

1. When a male has not had intercourse for a long period of time. This is considered to be the cause of a "dusty dick," in which the male's penis is in fact, dusty, from lack of use.

2. To go for a long period of time without intercourse, resulting in a penis covered in dust.

3. To go a long period of time without anything or anyone touching one's penis.

4. A layer of dust covers one's penis boxers. This follows a dry spell.
Maybe, but you're the one with the blue balls and a dusty dick.
Dusty Dick by FinNdFerb November 4, 2010
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decca dick 

The impotence caused by the ABUSE of the steroid molecule, nandrolone decanoate,commonly known by it's brand name, Deca-Durabolin, including testicular atrophy. Meaning, you can't get it up. Leading to users stacking (combining) it with testosterone based steroids such as proprionate or enthanate to fix this side effect.
Girl: What's wrong sweet heart?
Guy: I got Decca Dick
Girl: damn it! i told you to use proprionate!
decca dick by Elguapeton69 August 24, 2011

Glitter Dick 

"God dammit that guy is such a fucking 'Glitter Dick'"
Glitter Dick by I am a bic pen March 8, 2018

national dick sucking day iii 

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.
Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

big dick doctor 

big dick doctor a doctor who is usually male with a big ego and likes to treat patients like they know nothing or is uncaring about their patients concerns
i saw my doctor today he blowed me off as i did not know nothing or could care less about my concerns what flipping big dick doctor

bucket of dick sauce 

Something really horrible. Usually used to describe the bad qualities of something.

Sounds gayer than two men fucking.
That movie was a bucket of dick sauce
bucket of dick sauce by bonerfarts January 17, 2009

Short notice dick

Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process
I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear